JRB

I'm all about the three Bs: Bikes, Books, and Booze.
If the only way you can describe something is “fish-based food product” you’re probably not even close. (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surimi)

If the only way you can describe something is “fish-based food product” you’re probably not even close. (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surimi)

Team IRC has turned into a bad joke haven

  • <ben> I once asked my Magic 8 Ball why I was having trouble sending emails.
  • <ben> It told me "Outlook not so good"
  • <john> lol

Jumping on the Santorum Bandwagon

I’m a bit late to the bandwagon, but doing my bit to help extend the google bomb on Rick Santorum.

How Girlfriends Win Points

  • John: realistically if i was gonna get a muscle car, it'd be a charger
  • Emma: i like chargers more than trans ams
  • John: and i like you just a little bit more than i did 30 seconds ago
I cannot argue with that.

I cannot argue with that.

(Source: fixage)

Our Code Review Process

  • <john> hey everyone - lucas' pull request [REDACTED} is kinda a big deal
  • <john> i'd appreciate a look over and a +1 from everyone
  • <lucas> :D
  • <john> and by "i'd appreciate"
  • <john> i mean go do it
  • <lucas> make sure i didn't fuck it up guys ;)

Dev Team Discusses The Matrix

  • <lucas> there was a sequel?
  • <john> no
  • <James> no there wasnt
  • <john> unfortunately
  • <john> would have been good to see what happens
  • <James> yeah, a sequel would be awesome

Don’t drink on an empty stomach: the main point of refreshment is the enhancement of food. Don’t drink if you have the blues: it’s a junk cure. Drink when you are in a good mood. Cheap booze in a false economy. It’s not true that you shouldn’t drink alone: these can be the happiest glasses you ever drain. Hangovers are another bad sign, and you should expect to be believed if you take refuge in saying you can’t properly remember last night. (If you _really_ don’t remember, that’s an even worse sign.)

Be careful about upgrading too far to single malt Scotch: when you are voyaging in rough countries it won’t be easily available.

Some helpful advice on drinking from Christopher Hitchens

The amazing encore finish from The National @ The Palais on the 9th of Jan